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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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panzercrappitista

I had a dream last night that the Mighty Nein were in a town that was really famous for this matchmaking service where you would describe your ideal person and they would find them for you. Jester, of course, is like “EVERYONE WE HAVE TO DO IT!!!” and manages to convince the whole team to sign up and try it out. 

They all get there and start describing their ideal match: Jester basically describes Fjord; Beau basically describes Yasha; Shipp-y things like that ensue. When they’re done, they each get brought into a room with their “soulmate.”

And they’ve all been matched with a different Pumat Sol.

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panzercrappitista

Small Brain: Taliesin made Caduceus to resurrect Molly

Glowing Brain: Taliesin made Caduceus so Jester can be the fighting cleric she is in her heart

Huge Enligtened Brain: Taliesin wanted to create a character who’s philosophy is “everyone has a natural time to die and we shouldn’t disrupt this order” as a lovely and poetic reaction to Molly’s death.

Nirvana Brain: Taliesin created Caduceus to seduce Pumat Sol

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backtornado

so it turns out one reason why kissanime’s been sucking ass lately in terms of load times is cause rapidvideo literally uses your browser to mine cryptocurrency???

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And that’s just like, one of the hundreds/thousands of other sketchy things the site has going on in the background by just sitting on any of its web pages without an adblocker/scriptblocker

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stardusteuphoria

Yo, if you wanna use KissAnime, you gotta be able to protect yourself & your computer from its shadiness. This post is discouraging, but sadly, there aren’t any less shady alternatives (aside from the legal streaming sites, of course) Anyway, if you wanna use any streaming site, you should download these Chrome extensions:

- uBlock Origin

And then you’re gonna wanna add this list to your uBlock filters…it blocks a lot of the nasty popups. 

- Kiss Essentials

Removes ads and adds functionality. Can never be too safe, right?

- Pop Up Blocker 

This extension is a lifesaver, seriously. Personally, I’ve never seen it used on Kiss, but it works a lot on other streaming sites. With uBlock, Essentials, and Pop Up Blocker, it’s very rare that I see ads. 

- Minerblocker

As the name suggests, it blocks crypto miners. I can’t vouch for its reliability yet, as it hasn’t blocked anything for me atm.

I also use a tampermonkey script to block the “Are You Human?” thing. Pretty sure it’s on the Kissanime reddit (also, if you use Kiss a lot, browse that sub even more!! It’s really useful to know what the hell is going on the site before you risk your computer). Make sure to download Malwarebytes, too! 

dekpi

reblogging this again because this is a much better version than just saying “dont use kissanime”

All illegal streaming services do stuff like this, so instead of going somewhere else, learn how to protect yourself from malicious advertisements.

Source: backtornado